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Would you like a thousand dollars? If you use RealEstate.com’s network of experts on a real estate deal, we’ll give you a grand back. Some restrictions apply. Visit RealEstate.com for offer terms and details. There, now that wasn’t so bad.

 

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Picture this sound (SOUND OF MONEY JINGLING LIKE FROM A SLOT MACHINE). That’s the sound of up to a thousand dollars cash back when you buy or sell a house through RealEstate.com. Visit Real Estate.com for offer terms and details.

 

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Want to make an extra thousand bucks for selling your property? An army of experienced agents waits at your fingertips at RealEstate.com. OH, and there’s that cash back thing, too. Visit Real Estate.com for details. Some restrictions apply!

 

 




 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

1. CRASH (SOUND OF A WINDOW BREAKING) – That’s the sound of your home being robbed but your not there to hear it. ADT could be. America’s security leader is offering a free system with $99 installation and 24 hour monitoring for $32.99 a month. Press 2 now!

 

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2. Own a home or business? ADT spells security, 24 hours a day for $32.99 a month. We’ll even give you a FREE alarm system with a $99 installation fee. Press 2 for ADT, the leader in security.

 

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3. (SOUND OF GLASS BREAKING) -- That’s the sound of your world being broken into. ADT can’t prevent it, but we can help stop it, 24 hours a day for $32.99 with a $99 installation fee. Press 2 now and we’ll give you an $849 system for free.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Want perfect skin like an actress on TV but can’t afford a Hollywood budget? Try Dermacia. It’s make-up that builds healthy skin. Try it FREE. It’s the last make-up you’ll ever need. Press 2 for your free trial of DERMACIA!

 

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FEMALE VOICE #1 – WOW, she looks like a model.

 

VOICE#2 – They called her crater face until she found Dermacia, a make-up that lets your skin breath. If you like gorgeous skin it’s the last make-up you’ll ever use.

 

Press 2 NOW for your free trial of DERMACIA!

 

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We could tell you how great Dermacia is, how it’s healthy make-up that promotes beautiful skin, but why believe us? Try it for free and see for yourself. Press 2 for a free trial of Dermacia, the last make-up you’ll ever use.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

What do Wade Boggs, Doug Dieken, and J.T, "the Brick" have in common? They ‘re clients of  Medical Hair Restoration. Find the solution to baldness that these guys have found. Sign up now for a FREE No-Obligation consultation with a doctor near you!

 

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(SEXY FEMALE VOICE) Oh my, what a lovely head of hair…

 

(ANNOUNCER): If you can’t remember the last time you heard that, connect now to find out for free what Medical Hair Restoration can do for you. What do you have to lose, more hair?

 

Press 2 to get your FREE no obligation consultation.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

VOICE #1- Bowling again this weekend?

 

#2 – I’m going to Orlando, Florida for 3 days and 2 nights.

 

#1 – Did you win the lottery?

 

#2 – No, I just found Club Navigo.

 

ANNOUNCER – Press 2 and get details from Club Navigo for your complimentary vacation to Orlando!  (SOUND OF A JET TAKING OFF)

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Want a free vacation to ORLANDO? Welcome to Club Navigo, a whole new way to vacation. Club Navigo will give all callers that qualify a FREE 3 day, 2 night vacation to Orlando, Florida. Press 2 now for details.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The average college tuition costs over $10,000 per year. If you need money for college Nextstudent is here for you. Speak to a NextStudent Advisor by pressing 2 now and see how you can get interest rates as low as 2.5%.

 

 

NextStudent can help you find some of the more than $134 million dollars available for student loans. With all that money where do you begin, with federal aid, private loans, or maybe scholarships? Begin with NextStudent’s expert advisers. Press 2 now.

 

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Need money for college? NextStudent will walk you through the process with one on-one-assistance. Find interest rates as low as 2.5%. Whether you’re a parent or a student, NextStudent can help you if you press 2 NOW!

 

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SOUND OF A CATCH REGISTER… That’s your college tuition gobbling money. How do you know where to find the best deal? NextStudent can find rates as low as 2.5%. Let NextStudent put the (SOUND OF CASHREGISTER) back in your pocket.  Press 2 and speak to your personal NextStudent advisor.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Don’t let high speed internet providers dictate prices to you! Choose RCN and choose affordable internet service at the touch of your fingertips. In fact, mention promo code 411 when you press 2 to connect to RCN now and learn about a special offer just for you!

 

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Why take any old cable company? Choose RCN and get ALL your favorite channels at one low price. You can pay more for less or you can choose RCN and pay less for more. Dial 2 now and speak to RCN

 

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AGENT 1: Do you have the password? High speed internet providers are killing me.

 

AGENT #2: The password is choice, agent #1. Choose RCN and your internet service will be speedy and affordable. Press 2 now and your RCN agent will set you free. Well, they’ll save you money, anyway.

 

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Voice #1: What can I do about Cable TV prices?

 

Voice #2: Choose RCN. RCN gives you an alternative to high prices on high speed internet AND cable TV. Press 2 and get your special offer on high speed internet and the best deal in cable television.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

How much would you pay for a healthy memory? How about $4.95? $4.95 shipping ad handling gets you a free $75 bottle of Focus Factor. Is your peace of mind worth $4.95? Press 2 now for your free bottle.

 

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VOICE 1 (ARNOLD SCHWARZENNEGER ACCENT): Sarrah Connah?

 

#2: No

 

#1: Sarrah Connah?

 

#2: No. Took too much Focus Factor, huh? You’re too focused.

 

#1: But it’s free! Ahll be back!

 

#2. Hey! You only get one free bottle!

 

ANNOUNCER: Press 2 now and pay only $4.95 shipping and handling for a free bottle of focus factor.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Want to stop the hair loss without the surgery? CindyCut can help. CindyCut creates custom non-surgical hair replacement systems for anyone. Stylist training is available too! Visit Cindycut.com, or request a free info packet now by pressing 2.

 

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Why let hair loss get you down. CindyCut can help and without the surgery. Save your hair and spare the knife. Stylist training is available as well. Visit CindyCut.com or press 2 NOW!

 

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STOP hair loss! CindyCut will create a custom hair replacement system for YOU. No surgery. No (KACHING) crazy costs. For affordable easy hair replacement, visit CindyCut.com NOW, or PRESS 1 for more information. Stylists wanted as well!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 (SOUND OF A PHONE RINGING)

 

Man’s voice: Don’t answer that, its bill collectors.

 

Woman (UPSET): Again, I can’t take it anymore. What are we going to do?

 

Announcer: If you’re more than $7500 in debt to credit card companies let debt free aid help. Connect NOW for your private FREE debt analysis.

 

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Average credit card debt in the US rises $1000 a year. If you make minimum payments that $1000 can take fifteen years to pay off. We can help. Connect now for a free private debt analysis.

 

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(SOUND OF A MONKEY, GORILLA, OR APE) That’s the sound of the thousand pound monkey called credit card debt that’s on most Americans backs this time of year. Debt free aid can help. Press 2 now for a free debt analysis.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Sleep right for less! Quit sleeping on that old lumpy mattress. 1-800-Mattress can help. Connect now and receive $50 off of any bedding purchase of $499 or more. Connect with 1-800-Mattress by pressing 2.

 

 

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Tired of being tired? It’s time to buy that new mattress. Quit tossing and turning. 1-800-Mattress is giving you $50 off of ANY purchase of $499 or more. Press 2 now to begin sleeping in peace.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Ever had to move long distance, then you know what a pain it is. Get the truck, load the truck, drive the truck. Let Pro Movers Network move you. Press 2 and save up to 70% on the leading long distance movers!

 

 

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Why kill yourself with that long distance move, because it’s too expensive? Not anymore. Let the nationwide leaders in long distance moving handle it for you. Pro Movers Network will move anything large or small. Press 2 now and save up to 70%.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Two thirds of all college students end up in debt with student loans. Whether you need a student loan, or have one and need a consolidation, OneSimpleLoan can help you. OneSimpleLoan can save you THOUSANDS on your student loan!

 

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VOICE #1 – I’d be making good money if I wasn’t still paying off my student loan.

 

VOICE #2 – I contacted OneSimpleLoan, they saved me THOUSANDS. If you need surgery you don’t grab a scalpel, you find a surgeon. I needed a student loan. I found OneSimpleLoan!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Meet sexy singles the safe way at LavaLife. Listen to profiles of hot singles! Meet your soulmate or just have fun. Chat with someone new now at LavaLife where singles click! Why be alone if you have a phone? Press 2!

 

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MALE VOICE #1 – Wow, she’s HOT! Where’d you meet her?

 

MALE VOICE #2 – At Lavalife. You choose your date over the phone.

 

SEXY FEMALE VOICE – Come on Tony, we’ll miss the game!

 

#2 – Gotta’ go!

 

#1 – But we always watch the game!

 

#2 – Guess you better call Lavalife and find someone for you!